The Funnel Junkies

Crossing the Stage

An album by The Funnel Junkies.

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Album artwork for Crossing the Stage
The album

Behind the music.

I made the core of this album in roughly 12–14 hours for Funnel Hacking Live 2025; finishing it took longer. It follows the highs and lows of the funnel-hacker journey: a first funnel that flops, shiny-object syndrome, a breakthrough moment, and the dream of crossing the stage.

The tracks

Listen through.

  1. 01One Funnel Away
  2. 02Burn the Boats
  3. 03The Dream 100
  4. 04Hook, Story, Offer
  5. 05Funnel Vision
  6. 06High Ticket Hustle
  7. 07Where's My Traffic
  8. 08Split Test Till You Drop
  9. 09My First Funnel Flopped
  10. 10Webinar PTSD
  11. 11Shiny Object Syndrome
  12. 12Pain, Agitate, Solve
  13. 13The Perfect Webinar
  14. 14Email Sequence Madness
  15. 15Upsell City
  16. 162CC Dreamin'
  17. 17Value Ladder Blues
  18. 18Just Add More Bonuses
  19. 19Lead Magnet Addiction
  20. 20Your Funnel Is Leaking
  21. 21Nobody Reads Sales Pages
  22. 22Don't Be Boring
  23. 23Affiliate Army
  24. 24No B.S. Business Anthem
  25. 25The Copywriting Manifesto